Aaron Spaller on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.67 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Aaron Spaller's sets
Aaron Spaller has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025) and the latest on episode #763.
Aaron Spaller came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Aaron Spaller has performed for guest panels including Jeff Ross, David Lucas, Cristina Mariani and James Mccann.
Aaron Spaller averages 0.33 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 62% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Aaron Spaller's punch density went from 0.08 in the first set to 0.57 in the latest.
On average Aaron Spaller follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are analogy jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Aaron Spaller's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #763
You give him a dollar, do what you can. But I saw this one guy that just ruined it all for everybody. He was holding his sign that said cancer can't work.
How are you gonna use your Zodiac sign
as an excuse to being homeless?
You're not out here 'cause you were born in July, dude.
It's like if you're out here on Sixth Street and anybody starts like shooting and they start blasting,
we got a lot of meat shields we can use.
I'm grabbing the guy in the wheelchair.
I'm charging straight at him.
KT #723
The biggest issue was constantly being compared to where black exes. As a white guy, that's not where you want to be. So I figured if I can't beat them, I'll join them.
I started fucking fat white girls.
Which I don't think my mom was too proud of. 'Cause I caught her Googling of 300 months
is too late for an abortion.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
It's trying so hard to be a race car. but it just can't do anything that a race car can do. Shit's really annoying, right?
Yeah, it's the same way I feel about trans women too.