Alex Hurtline on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.50 tag density
About Alex Hurtline's sets
Alex Hurtline has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #728 (22 July 2025) and the latest on episode #762.
Alex Hurtline came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Alex Hurtline has performed for guest panels including Ari Shaffir, Kevin Ryan, H. Foley and Greg Fitzsimmons.
Alex Hurtline averages 0.31 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 64% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Alex Hurtline follows each punchline with 0.50 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of phonetic-match (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Alex Hurtline's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #762
The fucking security guard that caught me, he was like,
"Sir, I need you to pull out a Buzz Lightyear right now."
Everybody measures the height of snow,
but never the girth.
KT #72822 July 2025
why I look like my mom after she burnt dinner. Yeah, it's just a birthmark, my mom's fine. My dad would never hit my mom in the face, okay?
Only in the stomach when she was pregnant with me.
That's how it happened.
And, you know, obviously I got bullied and shit quite a bit, but, dude, my childhood was actually way harder for my dad, bro.
He got falsely accused of child abuse a lot.
Yeah, every day.
"Sir, why'd you give your four-year-old the smoke?"