Anthony Desimito on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.95 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Anthony Desimito's sets
Anthony Desimito has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #160 (27 Dec 2018) and the latest on episode #164 (23 July 2016).
Anthony Desimito came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Anthony Desimito has performed for guest panels including Pat Regan, Jeremiah Watkins, Erik Griffin and Michael Kosta.
Anthony Desimito averages 0.95 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 95% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Anthony Desimito follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Anthony Desimito's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #16423 July 2016
So if you're a fat guy and you're not wearing a funny shirt,
you are just wasting everybody's time.
You're giving us 50%, guys.
I like my jizz. Like I like my economics.
Trickle down.
All the way down to the ground.
'Cause that's where my face is.
KT #16027 Dec 2018
So I read somewhere that talking to yourself is a sign of genius, which means I highly underestimated
everybody at my bus stop.
Just a bunch of philosophers in front of that safe way.
It's weird because for a gay guy, I'm like morbidly obese.
But for a lesbian, I'm right on point.