Artie Valenzuela on Kill Tony
1 set·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.05 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Artie Valenzuela's sets
Artie Valenzuela has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #404 (24 Oct 2019).
Artie Valenzuela came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was San Francisco.
Artie Valenzuela averages 0.05 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 99% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #404 | 24 Oct 2019 | San Francisco | 1 | 0.05 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Artie Valenzuela's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #40424 Oct 2019
But he's staring at me and I'm not looking away 'cause I'm not losing that way, you know what I'm saying? So he's looking at me and he's like,
are you a midget?
"Excuse me?" Which is a dull code for what the fuck you just say? And I looked over at my fiance and I was like,
"How many years would I get for killing a nine year old kid?"