Aya on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.48 tag density
About Aya's sets
Aya has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #693 (26 Nov 2024) and the latest on episode #750 (30 Dec 2025).
Aya came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Aya has performed for guest panels including Lance Armstrong, Matt Mccusker, Tim Butterly and Sketch.
Aya averages 0.53 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Aya's punch density went from 0.44 in the first set to 0.54 in the latest.
On average Aya follows each punchline with 0.48 tags.
Of the 16 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 8 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Aya's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75030 Dec 2025
and he bought her a Plan B. And I don't know what I'd do if that happened to me. 'Cause if a guy bought me a Plan B, I'd be like,
"Damn, you would make an amazing provider."
I wouldn't even take the Plan B,
I would just keep the box to show my kid.
That's how I knew he was the one.
KT #69617 Dec 2024
A lot of girls by age have sugar daddies. I don't know, I couldn't do it. It doesn't seem right. Like, my dad also has diabetes,
but I would never sell his insulin to pay rent.
I'm like too scared of reaching for one of the needles and then it pokes me.
And now I have diabetes.
KT #69326 Nov 2024
Oh my gosh, it's bright. A lot of light. Shout out, Thomas Edison.
He would've loved flesh lights.
Not good with guys. I don't know, like a guy isn't gonna tell you, but I know I'm not good at hand jobs
just 'cause all my protein shakes are clumpy.