Blake Hayden on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.88 punch density·2.50 tag density
About Blake Hayden's sets
Blake Hayden has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #125 (28 Dec 2018).
Blake Hayden came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Brody Stevens and Willie Hunter.
Blake Hayden averages 0.88 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 93% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Blake Hayden follows each punchline with 2.50 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #125 | 28 Dec 2018 | Brody Stevens, Willie Hunter | 2 | 0.88 | 2.50 |
Jokes from Blake Hayden's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #12528 Dec 2018
I did a job interview over at Denny's. And the lady that was interviewing me, she said, "You know if you can work at Denny's, you can work anywhere." That's bullshit.
That's not true. Just because you can serve pancakes behind schedule doesn't mean you can like fight fires, you know what I mean?
I think the only way that she could finish that and still have it be true is, "You know if you can work at Denny's, you can work at IHOP."
I think that is the only way that she could finish that.
I really hate board games. I just feel like they're not realistic enough, you know? Like the game clue, like if you were at a party and the host of that party died, can we agree as a group of people that nobody would stand up and go, "Hey guys, don't call the cops!"
We're gonna solve this one all on our own.
We've got a professor, a colonel, and a slut. What else could we need? It's like, "Don't have the right people for this investigation."
Now if you had somebody that worked at Denny's, you'd have the right man right there.