Bruce Horner on Kill Tony
1 set·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·3.00 tag density
About Bruce Horner's sets
Bruce Horner has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #590 (3 Jan 2023).
Bruce Horner came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Adam Eget.
Bruce Horner averages 0.67 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 84% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Bruce Horner follows each punchline with 3.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #590 | 3 Jan 2023 | Adam Eget | 1 | 0.67 | 3.00 |
Jokes from Bruce Horner's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #5903 Jan 2023
You know, I'm at that point at 31 where everybody wants to talk about what they're planning, that they're going to be a real estate investor, they're going to pull out their equity, they're going to put that into another property.
You don't know fucking planning until you're about to shit your pants in the middle of a bar.
Alright? That's where the real test comes in.
comes in. I know you shit your pants. I know you've done that in the middle of the bar.