Cassandra Heartford on Kill Tony
1 set·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.75 punch density·0.20 tag density
About Cassandra Heartford's sets
Cassandra Heartford has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #719 (20 May 2025).
Cassandra Heartford came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Harland Williams.
Cassandra Heartford averages 0.75 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 89% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Cassandra Heartford follows each punchline with 0.20 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of elephant-in-the-room (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #719Big Joke Book | 20 May 2025 | Harland Williams | 4 | 0.75 | 0.20 |
Jokes from Cassandra Heartford's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #71920 May 2025
My cousin called me on the way earlier today to let me know how excited she was that she took a ancestry.com test and we are 12% of the same DNA.
Thank God I'm only 12% fat retard.
Wait, do they let retards vote in Texas?
They do.