Chip Nicholson on Kill Tony
1 set·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Chip Nicholson's sets
Chip Nicholson has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #215 (17 Aug 2017).
Chip Nicholson came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir and Andrew Santino.
Chip Nicholson averages 0.33 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 61% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #215 | 17 Aug 2017 | Jay Oakerson, Ari Shaffir, Andrew Santino | 1 | 0.33 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Chip Nicholson's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21517 Aug 2017
And my cousin looks at me and is like, "Hey, dawg, why you buying a pink?" He talk like this, because he had a fake grill in his mouth. When I say a fake grill, I mean like not, I mean like when you're too broke to buy a real grill, let alone a dentist, you know.
So you go out and buy a shit ton of juicy fruit wrappers and form foil to teeth like a ghetto orthodontist.
"Hey dawg, why you buying a pig hoodie? That's kind of shush, Bic."
And I was like, "Cuz, uh, cops don't shoot black kids in pink hoodies. It's a clerical nightmare. What he's black and gay? That's too much paperwork."