Chris Martinez on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·2.00 tag density
About Chris Martinez's sets
Chris Martinez has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #761 (24 Mar 2026).
Chris Martinez came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Adam Ray and Kim Congdon.
Chris Martinez averages 0.27 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Chris Martinez follows each punchline with 2.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #761Small Joke Book | 24 Mar 2026 | Adam Ray, Kim Congdon | 2 | 0.27 | 2.00 |
Jokes from Chris Martinez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76124 Mar 2026
I'm starting to think that Cam Patterson sold out. He jumped off the Kill Tony show, went straight to SNL. And all of a sudden he's selling rocks for $15.
It's like they were promised to him 3,000 years ago.
Everybody give a hand for Donald Trump. The greatest president to ever live. You see this beautiful bridge.
I built that bridge.
My administration, we built it in 2017.
Sleepy Joe Biden, Sleepy Joe Biden.