Chris Rees on Kill Tony
1 set·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.67 tag density
About Chris Rees's sets
Chris Rees has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #738 (7 Oct 2025).
Chris Rees came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Andrew Santino and Jimmy Carr.
Chris Rees averages 0.38 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 50% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Chris Rees follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #738 | 7 Oct 2025 | Andrew Santino, Jimmy Carr | 3 | 0.38 | 0.67 |
Jokes from Chris Rees's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7387 Oct 2025
Yeah? You good at masturbating? Asian man, are you good at masturbating? How do you masturbate?
Just two chopsticks on the shaft, up and down?
I got a really good method for masturbating. I go on my phone, and I text all my contacts. I'm gonna kill myself, shove it up my ass,
and ignore the calls while I jerk off.
Bzzz, bzzz, yeah, fuck yeah.
My mom's frantically calling, and I'm ignoring her.