Clemente Villegas on Kill Tony
2 sets·4.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.65 punch density·1.75 tag density
About Clemente Villegas's sets
Clemente Villegas has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #532 (23 Nov 2021) and the latest on episode #677 (20 Aug 2024).
Clemente Villegas came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Clemente Villegas has performed for guest panels including Jordan Peterson, Tyler Fischer, Kim Congdon and Ron White.
Clemente Villegas averages 0.65 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 84% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Clemente Villegas follows each punchline with 1.75 tags.
Of the 9 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Clemente Villegas's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #67720 Aug 2024
Yeah, someone was like, "You're prison big." And I didn't know if I was a compliment or an insult. You know, like, "Does it look like I do push-ups,
or can you tell that I've been molested?"
You know?
Bad at handling soap.
It hasn't. But I have learned a lot about myself. Like I just recently discovered
I can masturbate for three miles.
That's pretty good stamina, you guys.
It's a whole 5K.
KT #53223 Nov 2021
- I feel like dating now is harder than it's ever been, 'cause women want a guy who will take their breath away,
and I'm tired of choking these hoes.
It's really, it's too much, like too much true crime, ladies.
Like you really, you gotta choke a bitch
People are like, "Why'd y'all stop talking?
She chewed through the duct tape."