Derek Dimple on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.82 punch density·3.13 tag density
About Derek Dimple's sets
Derek Dimple has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #664 (21 May 2024) and the latest on episode #753 (27 Jan 2026).
Derek Dimple came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Derek Dimple has performed for guest panels including Jim Breuer, Sam Tallent, Kam Patterson and William Montgomery.
Derek Dimple averages 0.82 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 92% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Derek Dimple follows each punchline with 3.13 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of contradiction (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Derek Dimple's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75327 Jan 2026
if you're having a good time. Let me hear you go, "Woo!" Let me hear you go, "Aw."
Tism, I have it.
Could you tell?
Something that doesn't totally make sense about me being on the spectrum is my favorite kind of adult videos
have lots of eye contact.
Don't you fucking look away.
There's a rock right now.
KT #66421 May 2024
That's right, I have a voice like Michael Cera,
Kermit the Frog and Jordan B. Peterson had a baby.
With everything that's in the news. I know what I look like and I fit the profile. I look like I'm about to shoot up this school,
but I will shoot ropes all over you.
I know I'm a substitute, but I'm no sub.
I will fuck you in the ass, you little twerp.