Derek Gruber on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.15 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Derek Gruber's sets
Derek Gruber has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #220 (22 July 2017).
Derek Gruber came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna.
Derek Gruber averages 0.15 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 91% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #220 | 22 July 2017 | Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna | 2 | 0.15 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Derek Gruber's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #22022 July 2017
in my neighborhood, and I was first in line, right by the crosswalk, and I see this guy carrying this big white sign with big red letters,
and it said, "Ho, ho, homeless."
And there was this homeless woman and every morning she was smiling, carrying her luggage. And one day we started talking and she started telling me about all the positives of being homeless. And that's when I thought, like if I really needed to, I could date a homeless chick.
Like the best part about dating a homeless chick is you can drop her off anywhere.