Diego Lopez on Kill Tony
1 set·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.33 tag density
About Diego Lopez's sets
Diego Lopez has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #218 (25 July 2017).
Diego Lopez came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Jay Oakerson, Luis Gomez and Dave Smith.
Diego Lopez averages 0.70 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 87% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Diego Lopez follows each punchline with 1.33 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #218 | 25 July 2017 | Jay Oakerson, Luis Gomez, Dave Smith | 3 | 0.70 | 1.33 |
Jokes from Diego Lopez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21825 July 2017
I'm good, I'm sorry, I'm not that crazy. I'm trying to be more responsible sexually. I've had to purchase an alarming amount of Plan B in my life. I don't know who the marketing team behind Plan B is, but they're geniuses.
'Cause Plan B costs $48, and that's the perfect price for you to never learn your lesson.
Fuck, I promised I wouldn't do this to myself again.
It's a reasonable penalty to avoid a 12-year commitment.
I love living in New York. I like collecting old photos of New York City, like turn of the century black and white It's cool to see how people used to live here back then with like the cobblestone roads and the wagons.
Every time I see one of those photos, I always wonder, were suits free back then?
Like everyone's in a suit, really? The kids selling newspapers isn't a three piece yet.