Eliezer Guzman on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.67 tag density
About Eliezer Guzman's sets
Eliezer Guzman has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #754 (3 Feb 2026).
Eliezer Guzman came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Bert Kreischer and Rick Ingraham.
Eliezer Guzman averages 0.33 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 61% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Eliezer Guzman follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 1 are hyperbole jokes, ahead of misdirect (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #754Medium Joke Book | 3 Feb 2026 | Bert Kreischer, Rick Ingraham | 2 | 0.33 | 0.67 |
Jokes from Eliezer Guzman's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7543 Feb 2026
So I downloaded this new app that doesn't let me use my phone until I do enough push-ups. So if you see my friends and family,
tell them I'm alive. Tell them I missed them.
And the best way I could describe it--
you ever tried to plug your charger in the dark?
I could have sworn the holes are right here.
If you didn't get that, you're European.