Eric Lampert on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.88 tag density
About Eric Lampert's sets
Eric Lampert has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #165 (11 Oct 2016) and the latest on episode #186 (20 Dec 2016).
Eric Lampert came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Eric Lampert has performed for guest panels including Luis J Gomez, Mike Lawrence and Al Madrigal.
Eric Lampert averages 0.27 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Eric Lampert follows each punchline with 0.88 tags.
Of the 8 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Eric Lampert's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #18620 Dec 2016
Like he eats steel and shits bridges. That is how big he is. He is the gym, right?
And I, like he's so big, his dick probably has its own dick.
His eyes have muscles, like it's fucking crazy.
I said to her, I was like, where are his parents? And she was like, oh, take a cocaine at a Toby Keith concert.
And I was like, who's Toby Keith?
KT #16511 Oct 2016
"How the hell am I gonna remember this?" And I was like, "I know exactly how you can remember it." 15 ambulance, 17 police, 18 fire service.
Think of it as age of consent in America.
In Britain, I try and create these beautiful sentences, and I do them to America, and they're like, nah, that's shit. And then I go, I've got some dick jokes,
and they're like, oh, shit!
The dicks!
I should have done some dick jokes.