Guido Salterelli on Kill Tony
1 set·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.26 punch density·0.67 tag density
About Guido Salterelli's sets
Guido Salterelli has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #153 (24 May 2016).
Guido Salterelli came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Jeff Danis and Brian Moses.
Guido Salterelli averages 0.26 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 74% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Guido Salterelli follows each punchline with 0.67 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of elephant-in-the-room (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #153 | 24 May 2016 | Jeff Danis, Brian Moses | 3 | 0.26 | 0.67 |
Jokes from Guido Salterelli's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #15324 May 2016
My brother said, "Don't read it." So I read it Just to let you know your sister is a whore and she knowingly gave me an STD
Can you believe that guy? So I replied that's why I stopped fucking her
Sitting there at the funeral, and I see this baby just sitting there. Like what's with this fucking baby? How long did he know the deceased? 48 weeks?
He didn't know him. I knew him. And he has the audacity to cry louder than anyone else.