Henry Cruz on Kill Tony
1 set·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.82 punch density·1.25 tag density
About Henry Cruz's sets
Henry Cruz has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #722 (10 June 2025).
Henry Cruz came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Brian Simpson and Yannis Pappas.
Henry Cruz averages 0.82 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 92% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Henry Cruz follows each punchline with 1.25 tags.
Of the 4 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are hyperbole jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #722Medium Joke Book | 10 June 2025 | Brian Simpson, Yannis Pappas | 4 | 0.82 | 1.25 |
Jokes from Henry Cruz's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72210 June 2025
But that's still not good enough women like you're short. I don't like to think about it that way
I'm the average height of a woman. I don't I don't feel like a short man. I feel like a bad bitch
Period, slay.
Whatever they say.
So you want me to go to surgery so I could be 5'8"? I mean, fuck off. If I'm adding three inches to anywhere,
it's not gonna be my height.
Like, three inches won't make me six feet tall,
but it'll finally make me six inches.