Jack Hemphill on Kill Tony
1 set·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.21 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Jack Hemphill's sets
Jack Hemphill has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #747 (9 Dec 2025).
Jack Hemphill came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Harland Williams and Nick Rochefort.
Jack Hemphill averages 0.21 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 82% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Of the 4 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #747Medium Joke Book | 9 Dec 2025 | Harland Williams, Nick Rochefort | 4 | 0.21 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Jack Hemphill's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7479 Dec 2025
My dad, my dad, he was always on this seafood diet where if he got home and he didn't see food on the table,
he'd hit my mom.
Like, if a white dude wants to be black, they call him a wigger, right? I'm a white dude and I really want to be Mexican.
What does that make me, a wiener?