James Swanson III on Kill Tony
1 set·1.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·1.75 punch density·1.80 tag density
About James Swanson III's sets
James Swanson III has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #768 (19 May 2026).
James Swanson III came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Shane Gillis and James Mccann.
James Swanson III averages 1.75 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 100% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average James Swanson III follows each punchline with 1.80 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #768Medium Joke Book | 19 May 2026 | Shane Gillis, James Mccann | 1 | 1.75 | 1.80 |
Jokes from James Swanson III's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76819 May 2026
I recently got engaged to the woman of my dreams.
Love is blind and it is also three feet six inches.
I fell in love with the midget.
I can only handle half of a woman's problems.
We only got one problem, Austin. She's always trying to 69,
but she can only 34.5.
So while she's sucking my dick,
I'm licking her kneecaps.