Jeff Scott on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Jeff Scott's sets
Jeff Scott has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025).
Jeff Scott came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was James Mccann.
Jeff Scott averages 0.33 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 61% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Jeff Scott follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #707 | 18 Feb 2025 | James Mccann | 2 | 0.33 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Jeff Scott's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
But it turns out dolphins will have sex with just about anything, like they're extremely horny creatures. And they kind of bum me out, dude,
I just thought what me and Flipper had was special, you know?
I have herpes now, bastard.
no more masturbating, especially no more jerking off. In fact, if I'm gonna have sex from now on, I only want it to be the Lord's way.
I just wish the priest would take it easy on me, dude.
I haven't felt a fart since Easter.