Jesse Saldana on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.09 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Jesse Saldana's sets
Jesse Saldana has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #728 (22 July 2025).
Jesse Saldana came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Greg Fitzsimmons.
Jesse Saldana averages 0.09 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 97% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #728Small Joke Book | 22 July 2025 | Greg Fitzsimmons | 2 | 0.09 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Jesse Saldana's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72822 July 2025
You've been here for 20 years, and this job sucks." So I told her all that, and she's like, "I'm not having your fucking kid."
And I was like, "Oh, white girls are cool."
And I -- Like, I live in Austin now. I've been telling people I moved to Austin for comedy, but the truth is, I just wanted to find a white girl
that likes the same drugs I like.