Jihan Sabir on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·1.13 punch density·3.50 tag density
About Jihan Sabir's sets
Jihan Sabir has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #191 (23 Feb 2017).
Jihan Sabir came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Jihan Sabir averages 1.13 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 97% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Jihan Sabir follows each punchline with 3.50 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #191 | 23 Feb 2017 | KILL TONY #191 | 2 | 1.13 | 3.50 |
Jokes from Jihan Sabir's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #19123 Feb 2017
So I've been obsessed with this mini-series on A&E about Scientology. I don't know if you caught it. Watching it, I'm realizing Scientology was made for white people.
It's like the fubu of religions.
For us, by us.
Used to be Mormonism, but even Scientology is too crazy for them.
So, speaking of crazy religions, I went to a Black Baptist Church for the first time a few months ago. And the pastor, you could tell he was like a hood rat in a former life, maybe not so long ago
'cause he started quoting Big Sean.
He's like, all them sinnos out there,
all them people trying to bring me down.