Joey Masaro on Kill Tony
1 set·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.33 tag density
About Joey Masaro's sets
Joey Masaro has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #194 (23 May 2017).
Joey Masaro came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Joey Masaro averages 0.50 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 68% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Joey Masaro follows each punchline with 0.33 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #194 | 23 May 2017 | KILL TONY #194 | 3 | 0.50 | 0.33 |
Jokes from Joey Masaro's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #19423 May 2017
Alright nice just moved to Los Angeles so now I'm in a long-distance relationship. I don't know if anyone here has been in a long-distance relationship, but I gotta tell you sometimes they get lonely.
I'm looking at the moon. I know there's a chance wherever she is. She's probably blowing a guy under the same moon.
Even my girl forgot in a fight recently too because she's all in politics, she's all in the election, and like all I do is watch football. That's all I do and like she freaked out at me. She's like, "You don't care. All you do is watch football. You're 5'4, you never played. Why the fuck you like football so much? Why the fuck you like football? Who's your favorite fucking football player?"
I'm like right now at this moment OJ Simpson. That's my favorite football player. I
Just love the way that guy finished his career went out on top. Oh