John Mitchell on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.25 tag density
About John Mitchell's sets
John Mitchell has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #103 (11 Mar 2018) and the latest on episode #109 (6 May 2020).
John Mitchell came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
John Mitchell has performed for guest panels including Doug Benson, Geoff Tate, Ian Edwards and Erik Griffin.
John Mitchell averages 0.50 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average John Mitchell follows each punchline with 1.25 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from John Mitchell's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #1096 May 2020
They ain't fucking around. They're like the most hardcore insane clown posse fans on the face of the planet.
Insane what they'll do for Allah.
And say what you will about ISIS, those motherfuckers are goal-oriented.
It's like they've been reading Tony Robbins motivational books or something.
KT #10311 Mar 2018
thinking about a woman so much that when you finally have a chance to have sex with her, you're over it? I'm just like, eh, no thanks.
Been there, done that.
What?
No, you weren't there, but trust me, you were loving it.
Don't just trust the Google Translator. I got a tattoo on my back that reads, Levita espera.
Levita espera, life is bitch.
Life is bitch, what happened to the A in that sentence guys?
That's the Google Translator.