Johnny C on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.95 punch density·2.75 tag density
About Johnny C's sets
Johnny C has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #166 (12 Oct 2016) and the latest on episode #217 (16 Aug 2017).
Johnny C came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Johnny C has performed for guest panels including Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher, Kirk Fox and Jamar Neighbors.
Johnny C averages 0.95 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 95% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Johnny C follows each punchline with 2.75 tags.
Of the 4 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of hyperbole (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Johnny C's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21716 Aug 2017
So my parents are still together? I know. My parents have actually been together since my mom was 12. Cute! My dad's the only man my mom's ever even kissed.
Soulmates! My parents have been together since my mom was 12 and my dad was 18.
Oh, molester.
My dad's been child molesting my mom for 47 years.
My mom was 15 when she got pregnant with me. 15's too young.
Even MTV thinks 15 is too young.
KT #16612 Oct 2016
And you haven't experienced true intimacy until you've stared another man in the eyes and assured him that everything's going to be OK,
while you have a needle in one hand and his dick in the other.
It's a special bond.
Can't be broke.
A lot of people ask me, why don't you ever learn to tattoo? And the truth is, because I can't draw. And learning to tattoo without naturally knowing how to draw
is like becoming a cop without naturally hating black people.
I mean, sure, you can do it.
Pull out your gun and go to town.