Johnny Mornie on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·2.50 tag density
About Johnny Mornie's sets
Johnny Mornie has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #727 (15 July 2025).
Johnny Mornie came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Joe Derosa and Tim Butterly.
Johnny Mornie averages 0.35 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 57% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Johnny Mornie follows each punchline with 2.50 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #727Big Joke Book | 15 July 2025 | Joe Derosa, Tim Butterly | 2 | 0.35 | 2.50 |
Jokes from Johnny Mornie's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #72715 July 2025
Like, I had a kid show up 10 minutes late for class, and before I could say anything, he was like, "Mokny, mark me tardy if you're gay."
I was like, "Fuck!"
I was like, "You win this one, kiddo."
"We'll hook you up with someone." I was like, "Guys, guys, that's what parent-teacher "conferences are for.
"I'm gonna fuck all your moms."
I've been clocking this class since day one.
I know who doesn't have a dad.