JP Lambiasse on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.46 tag density
About JP Lambiasse's sets
JP Lambiasse has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #659 (16 Apr 2024) and the latest on episode #701 (21 Jan 2025).
JP Lambiasse came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
JP Lambiasse has performed for guest panels including Andrew Dice Clay, David Spade and Dave Attell.
JP Lambiasse averages 0.43 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 59% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average JP Lambiasse follows each punchline with 0.46 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from JP Lambiasse's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70121 Jan 2025
I wanted to learn more about my ancestry, So I did that 23 and me.
Turns out that's just the number of Asians in Austin, Texas.
And I'm just, "I don't know." He goes, "Well, it's simple. Do you like Trump or do you like Obama?"
And I'm like, "I don't think it's that black and white."
KT #65916 Apr 2024
I don't know if you guys can tell from the lights, but I'm Italian. All right, the truth is, I was bought
by a couple Italians, okay?
It's true. My parents bought three. But I'll see a lot of Asians buying white babies. Like, that doesn't make any sense, right?
Like, why would Asians spend money on a C student?