Keith Bergeron on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Keith Bergeron's sets
Keith Bergeron has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #581 (1 Nov 2022).
Keith Bergeron came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was [Skankfest Vegas] Dave Attell, Ian Fidance and Erik Griffin.
Keith Bergeron averages 0.33 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 61% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Keith Bergeron follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #581Small Joke Book | 1 Nov 2022 | [Skankfest Vegas] Dave Attell, Ian Fidance, Erik Griffin | 2 | 0.33 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Keith Bergeron's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #5811 Nov 2022
So gravity's funny, right? As we get older, our tits sag. Our ears get bigger, our nose gets bigger.
like everything just seems to go down. Except they're dicks. Right? Our dicks fucking don't get
any bigger. Never, ever. It's like a cruel joke, like God's a woman. But if God was a woman,
would she let those big titties bounce off her knees as she's walking? Probably not. So, uh,
to him. He's in my passenger seat. And I happened to look in my side mirror. And another kid had come upstairs and he was taken a piss and his dick was like seven inches soft and I was just like what the fuck. So he's
called 9.5 now. He's on my pool team. It says -- >> Yeah, we got to cut you off. You got up to