Kenith Burnett on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Kenith Burnett's sets
Kenith Burnett has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #473 (22 Sept 2020).
Kenith Burnett came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Annie Lederman.
Kenith Burnett averages 0.30 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 67% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Kenith Burnett follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are phonetic-match jokes, ahead of misdirect (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #473 | 22 Sept 2020 | Annie Lederman | 2 | 0.30 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Kenith Burnett's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #47322 Sept 2020
Like I got a job at this Mediterranean restaurant, and the lady, she's like, "Hey, Kanoo, can you come help me with the trash?"
I'm like, bitch, I am not a water raft.
Like, the fuck?
Like 10 minutes later, she's like, hey, kayak, can you come help me out on the grill?
I'm like, bitch, I am not a boat, okay?
I understand if our conversations are making you wet,
but I am not, okay?