Lorenzo Tyree on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.31 punch density·1.25 tag density
About Lorenzo Tyree's sets
Lorenzo Tyree has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #692 and the latest on episode #755 (10 Feb 2026).
Lorenzo Tyree came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Lorenzo Tyree has performed for guest panels including Dr Phil (Adam Ray), Sal Vulcano, Greg Fitzsimmons and Ian Bagg.
Lorenzo Tyree averages 0.31 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 64% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Lorenzo Tyree follows each punchline with 1.25 tags.
Of the 5 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are phonetic-match jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Lorenzo Tyree's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75510 Feb 2026
So, I don't do one night stands anymore.
I do two night stands.
Otherwise it looks, you know, it makes the bedroom look uneven.
It's fucking crazy. But she tells me, no, no, no, a VYI. I'm like, VY, what the fuck's a VYI?
She has vaginal yeast infection.
I was like, yeah, I'll take the mag,
you can keep the cheese.
KT #692
Is your dad an elf? And everyone saw the howling. Just, ah, this guy's dad's an elf.
And I'm like in shock because I never met my dad.
I know typical.
I know typical.
is my dad an elf? Is that where he's been this whole time up in the North Pole helping kids make, you know, helping Santa make toys for the kids.
And she's like, "No, Lorenzo, your dad's not an L. Your dad's deported!"
And that's why, you know, I knew where my dad was and what deported meant.