Luke Aaron on Kill Tony

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

3 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.47 tag density

About Luke Aaron's sets

Luke Aaron has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #748 (16 Dec 2025) and the latest on episode #765 (28 Apr 2026).

Luke Aaron came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.

Luke Aaron has performed for guest panels including Dustin Poirier, Ari Matti, Joe List and Steve Rannazzisi.

Luke Aaron averages 0.31 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 65% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.

Luke Aaron's punch density went from 0.50 in the first set to 0.25 in the latest.

On average Luke Aaron follows each punchline with 0.47 tags.

Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (4).

Appearances

Episode	Date	Guest panel	Bits	Punch density	Tag density
KT #765	28 Apr 2026	Dustin Poirier, Ari Matti	2	0.25	0.33
KT #759Small Joke Book	10 Mar 2026	Joe List, Steve Rannazzisi	2	0.17	0.33
KT #748Small Joke Book	16 Dec 2025	Ari Matti, Ehsan Ahmad	2	0.50	0.75

Jokes from Luke Aaron's sets

A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.

KT #76528 Apr 2026

misdirect

setup

I was sleeping with this one girl. I absolutely loved her. I would have done anything for her,

punchline

but turns out she had no heartbeat.

analogy

setup

Yeah, so for the old people for their trauma They got they got called a hero and got a purple heart

punchline

All I got was called a pervert and got a purple purple boner

KT #75910 Mar 2026

misdirect

setup

Like I get stressed out even just leaving my house. I'm like, am I on time? Did I turn off the oven?

punchline

Did I pay rent, phone, wallet, keys, micro penis?

tag

All right, I'm good to go.

misdirect

setup

The last time I had sex, she said that it was perfect size. At least I think that's what she would have said,

punchline

but I don't speak squirrel.

KT #74816 Dec 2025

double-meaning

setup

I think it's funny that people use the same word of the thing that turns them on also as an insult. Like a girl will be like, I need some dick right now.

punchline

And then she'll also be like, that guy's being such a dick.

misdirect

setup

But I mean, I'd be lying if I said that I don't also do that because I say to my friend,

punchline

"Come on, man, why you being such a retard?"

tag

You know?

tag

I'm sorry if that joke offends you.