Mason Bird on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.85 punch density·1.75 tag density
About Mason Bird's sets
Mason Bird has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #729 (29 July 2025) and the latest on episode #738 (7 Oct 2025).
Mason Bird won a Golden Ticket, Tony's promise of a spot on a future episode.
Mason Bird has performed for guest panels including Andrew Santino, Jimmy Carr, Chris O'Connor and Ryan O'Neill.
Mason Bird averages 0.85 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 93% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mason Bird follows each punchline with 1.75 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are misdirect jokes, ahead of analogy (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Mason Bird's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7387 Oct 2025
I got on a Lime scooter the other day and I drove like two or three feet and the bike stopped so I checked the app and it was like, "Hey, just so you know, only one rider per scooter, please."
Has anyone ever had to press a button
to confirm they were an individual?
I know the exact moment I needed to stop riding the bike. I drove by a black woman.
She was like, "Oh, hell, nah."
KT #72929 July 2025
He was like, your least favorite part of a school shooting would be missing lunch.
It better not be pizza day, dude.
I feel like the only way I can personally relate to Rosa Parks is when I'm walking through the center of an airplane
and everyone's staring at me like that motherfucker better not sit next to me, dude.
Very taking his ass to the front of the plane
where the big fellas belong.