Matt Alvarez on Kill Tony
1 set·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·1.17 punch density·1.33 tag density
About Matt Alvarez's sets
Matt Alvarez has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #583 (15 Nov 2022).
Matt Alvarez came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Tim Dillon.
Matt Alvarez averages 1.17 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 98% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Matt Alvarez follows each punchline with 1.33 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of elephant-in-the-room (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #583 | 15 Nov 2022 | Tim Dillon | 3 | 1.17 | 1.33 |
Jokes from Matt Alvarez's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #58315 Nov 2022
You know, I've been doing this job goddamn 30 years. Kids nowadays, all they want to see is goddamn TikTok dances.
I'm not doing the goddamn doggy.
30 years.
I went to clown college.
And then I'm working with kids all day, I go home. I got clown kids running around my house.
And one of them's not even half clown.
I had a, I married a regular woman.
Full human kid.