Matt Mellon on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density
About Matt Mellon's sets
Matt Mellon has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #394 (2 Oct 2019).
Matt Mellon came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Mark Normand and Ari Shaffir.
Matt Mellon averages 0.29 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 70% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Matt Mellon follows each punchline with 0.33 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 1 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #394 | 2 Oct 2019 | Mark Normand, Ari Shaffir | 2 | 0.29 | 0.33 |
Jokes from Matt Mellon's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #3942 Oct 2019
I drank way too much last night. I drank so much last night when I woke up this morning, I thought I was paralyzed.
That's the last time I passed out in a wheelchair.
I think the swimmer's body is the best of the body. Like lean muscle is probably the best. I actually used to have a swimmer's body. It was a while ago.
I used to swim competitively when I lived in my dad's balls.
I didn't keep up with it. I retired as champion, as they say.