Mike Abruzki on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·1.38 punch density·4.50 tag density
About Mike Abruzki's sets
Mike Abruzki has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #218 (25 July 2017).
Mike Abruzki came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Jay Oakerson, Luis Gomez and Dave Smith.
Mike Abruzki averages 1.38 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 99% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mike Abruzki follows each punchline with 4.50 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #218 | 25 July 2017 | Jay Oakerson, Luis Gomez, Dave Smith | 2 | 1.38 | 4.50 |
Jokes from Mike Abruzki's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21825 July 2017
Like, I hate that phrase "go with your gut" 'cause it usually means like, "Oh, quit your job you don't like or ask someone out." But if I went with my gut 100% of times when I saw cops,
I would always steal their gun.
It's all I think about every day.
Every time I see a cop, I go into a full body panic.
Anyone else here ever feel like your life's just the first half of a DeVry commercial
ever gonna get to the second half?