Mike Eaton on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.80 punch density·1.88 tag density
About Mike Eaton's sets
Mike Eaton has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #581 (1 Nov 2022) and the latest on episode #713 (1 Apr 2025).
Mike Eaton came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mike Eaton has performed for guest panels including Sam Tallent, Ian Edwards, [Skankfest Vegas] Dave Attell and Ian Fidance.
Mike Eaton averages 0.80 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 92% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mike Eaton follows each punchline with 1.88 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Mike Eaton's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7131 Apr 2025
She ran the Underground Railroad for 12 years, and I used to ask people if they knew how many people she saved.
And I had to stop because a guy in Kansas said, "Too many."
The actual answer is 70, which is good. Just feels a bit low. I thought she was a hero.
It's not a railroad. That's a bus stop.
Most of you are still convinced that is the bitch from the bus.
It's a different one. [ Laughter ]
KT #5811 Nov 2022
Pretty cool. I've been waiting a long time. I'm not particularly well endowed.
I have a small penis, but I am funny. You don't get both.
And I found a lady there who had installed an access port with 50 years of cigarettes, right here. Like, "Let me get that dick."
So I broke fucked.
It was pretty cool.
You guys cheered for that, don't you feel bad?