Patrick Callahan on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.13 tag density
About Patrick Callahan's sets
Patrick Callahan has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #715 (22 Apr 2025) and the latest on episode #734 (9 Sept 2025).
Patrick Callahan came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Patrick Callahan has performed for guest panels including Dusty Slay, Martin Phillips, Kid Rock and Mark Normand.
Patrick Callahan averages 0.27 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Patrick Callahan follows each punchline with 0.13 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Patrick Callahan's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7349 Sept 2025
and everything, I still think race matters a lot. Like, for example, a white lab, that's a great dog. A black lab's also a great dog.
But a Chinese lab, that will shut down the world economy.
than when a racist gets poetic justice. Like, whenever I see a racist white chick, I always secretly hope she gets fat.
Yeah, 'cause then she has to fuck black, dude, so...
KT #71522 Apr 2025
I don't know if you guys can tell, but I am a man.
I know, you thought I was a lunch lady, but.
Then I get up to the window. They're looking at me all confused. They're like, "I thought you were a lady."
I'm like, "Yeah. She's in the trunk."