Patrick Cassidy on Kill Tony
2 sets·4.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.90 tag density
About Patrick Cassidy's sets
Patrick Cassidy has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #683 (17 Sept 2024) and the latest on episode #749 (23 Dec 2025).
Patrick Cassidy came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Patrick Cassidy has performed for guest panels including Sly Stallone (Kyle Dunnigan), Tony Yayo and Tom Segura.
Patrick Cassidy averages 0.53 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Patrick Cassidy follows each punchline with 0.90 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of hyperbole (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Patrick Cassidy's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #74923 Dec 2025
You guys ever walk in on your parents having sex when you're a kid?
27 times?
Actually, my father passed away not too long ago.
I'm pretty happy about that now.
He left me his motorhome and I'm living it at
About two miles away from here, so I get to sign up all the time.
KT #68317 Sept 2024
They, it's kind of my fault the first time. They asked me what I wanted for my birthday,
and I was like, "I wanna watch."
So I've never wanted a bike more in my life.
I've been having a hard time trying to talk about it with my black friends. 'Cause I don't wanna think I'm appropriating their culture
by not having a black father.
I'm just kidding. I don't have any black friends.