Pete Garza on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.70 punch density·1.33 tag density
About Pete Garza's sets
Pete Garza has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #734 (9 Sept 2025).
Pete Garza came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Dusty Slay and Martin Phillips.
Pete Garza averages 0.70 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 87% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Pete Garza follows each punchline with 1.33 tags.
Of the 3 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #734Big Joke Book | 9 Sept 2025 | Dusty Slay, Martin Phillips | 2 | 0.70 | 1.33 |
Jokes from Pete Garza's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7349 Sept 2025
- I tried to glory hole for the first time.
I don't get why you wouldn't just shit in the toilet.
That other guy was fucking pissed.
Got on his shoes.
But hey, you guys know me. I always fuck with two condoms. Not even scared of pregnancy or STDs.
I just hate the way that pussy feels.