Phil on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.13 punch density·0.00 tag density
About Phil's sets
Phil has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #588 (20 Dec 2022).
Phil came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Brian Simpson.
Phil averages 0.13 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 94% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #588Big Joke Book | 20 Dec 2022 | Brian Simpson | 2 | 0.13 | 0.00 |
Jokes from Phil's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #58820 Dec 2022
A surprising number of local drag shows though. Here's the thing, why are all drag queens bigger than me? Like, makeup's good, hair's good, but it looks like, you know, Bernice could lift a fucking golf cart overhead. Every Daytona drag queen, it
It looks like a Dallas Cowboy in witness protection.
I mean, like I question though, heels still, heels. I mean, pushing like 300 pounds still in heels.
ankles looking like grapefruits on the golf team still.