Ralphie the bartender on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.25 tag density
About Ralphie the bartender's sets
Ralphie the bartender has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #758 (3 Mar 2026).
Ralphie the bartender came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Donnell Rawlings and Trevor Wallace.
Ralphie the bartender averages 0.31 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 64% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Ralphie the bartender follows each punchline with 0.25 tags.
Of the 4 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #758Small Joke Book | 3 Mar 2026 | Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace | 2 | 0.31 | 0.25 |
Jokes from Ralphie the bartender's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7583 Mar 2026
So a couple months ago I go to Home Depot to look for a dude and he didn't really come with a green card
but a really long kink card.
So we started dating.
He's giving me the reassurance that you want and that you need a new relationship. I love you forever and ever and always. Amen. I'm like, "Chingao, dude, did you just bring your
faith into this? How good Chingao are you?" And later that night, he's actually trying to put me