Rock Turner on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.35 punch density·2.00 tag density
About Rock Turner's sets
Rock Turner has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #759 (10 Mar 2026).
Rock Turner came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Joe List and Steve Rannazzisi.
Rock Turner averages 0.35 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 57% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Rock Turner follows each punchline with 2.00 tags.
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #759Small Joke Book | 10 Mar 2026 | Joe List, Steve Rannazzisi | 2 | 0.35 | 2.00 |
Jokes from Rock Turner's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75910 Mar 2026
my dad's dick is. It's seared in my brain. It's right there right now.
Unfortunately, he was a nudist because he had a big dick.
My dad's dick was so big, it had abs.
It had a Netflix account, paid its own bills.
for school in the morning, Her left tit grazes your forehead. "Honey, time to get up.
Mom, get your tits out of my face.
I'm not six months anymore."