Ronaldo Mercado on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.20 punch density·0.63 tag density
About Ronaldo Mercado's sets
Ronaldo Mercado has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #735 (16 Sept 2025) and the latest on episode #768 (19 May 2026).
Ronaldo Mercado came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Ronaldo Mercado has performed for guest panels including Shane Gillis, James Mccann, Triple H and Carrot Top.
Ronaldo Mercado averages 0.20 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 83% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Ronaldo Mercado follows each punchline with 0.63 tags.
Of the 7 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 4 are reframe jokes, ahead of elephant-in-the-room (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Ronaldo Mercado's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #76819 May 2026
I am a, I'm a Mexican guy. I'm a half. My mom is white.
My dad is missing.
I'm serious, my mom had to put a roof over my head, literally.
She built it, she shingled it, okay?
My mom had to build a table so she could get paid underneath it, okay?
KT #73516 Sept 2025
another dude rode past me on his limescooter. And when he rode past me, he looked me in the eyes and he gave me one of those.
Like it was a fucking Jeep thing.
Like we were in a club together.
Don't do that, okay?
Look, if you give somebody a little wave on a motorcycle, hell's angels. You give them a wave on a limescooter,
Charlie's angels.
It's a lot different.