Sancho Pancho Villa on Kill Tony
3 sets·2.33 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.29 punch density·0.42 tag density
About Sancho Pancho Villa's sets
Sancho Pancho Villa has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #727 (15 July 2025) and the latest on episode #755 (10 Feb 2026).
Sancho Pancho Villa came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Sancho Pancho Villa has performed for guest panels including Dr Phil (Adam Ray), Sal Vulcano, Greg Fitzsimmons and Ari Matti.
Sancho Pancho Villa averages 0.29 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 68% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Sancho Pancho Villa's punch density went from 0.12 in the first set to 0.23 in the latest.
On average Sancho Pancho Villa follows each punchline with 0.42 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are double-meaning jokes, ahead of misdirect (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Sancho Pancho Villa's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75510 Feb 2026
And so that could be hard. So I got these shoes that make me 5'3". Don't believe me, we'll call this mic stand 5'3".
And now we're at 5'1".
"Boy, you're so short, "you would have to go up on me in the bedroom." I'm like, that's a weird way to ask
if I keep a step ladder in my trunk.
KT #74816 Dec 2025
I used to let the crowd guess what branch I was in, but with every guess, my feelings kept getting hurt more and more, so I'll just tell y'all.
I actually served six years in high school JROTC.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I was only in high school for four years.
with tall grass, I didn't have to worry I don't think I'm about snipers anymore. I would, however, have to keep my eyes peeled in the sky
for, like, hawks.
I heard other large birds.
KT #72715 July 2025
but not for any weird, like, fetish reason, like most normal people. Uh, I just want to hopefully get one pregnant,
so that way my kids have a chance at a normal life.
And she was like, "Well, my horoscope is an asparagus or some bullshit." And she needed to be nurtured and comforted. So she's like, "Well, let's see how far you go without these."
So she grabs my keys and she throws them on top of the refrigerator.