Sarah Weinshank on Kill Tony
8 sets·1.88 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.46 punch density·0.35 tag density
About Sarah Weinshank's sets
Sarah Weinshank has done 8 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #101 (28 Dec 2018) and the latest on episode #581 (1 Nov 2022).
Sarah Weinshank came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Sarah Weinshank has performed for guest panels including [Skankfest Vegas] Dave Attell, Ian Fidance, Erik Griffin and Dom Irrera.
Sarah Weinshank averages 0.46 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 63% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Sarah Weinshank's punch density went from 0.19 in the first set to 0.29 in the latest.
On average Sarah Weinshank follows each punchline with 0.35 tags.
Of the 28 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 10 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (9).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #581 | 1 Nov 2022 | [Skankfest Vegas] Dave Attell, Ian Fidance, Erik Griffin | 1 | 0.29 | 0.00 |
| KT #115 | 6 May 2020 | Dom Irrera, Greg Fitzsimmons | 1 | 0.50 | 0.20 |
| KT #111 | 6 May 2020 | Jesse Joyce, Kurt Metzger | 4 | 1.25 | 0.25 |
| KT #109 | 6 May 2020 | Doug Benson, Geoff Tate | 1 | 0.29 | 1.00 |
| KT #105 | 26 Feb 2018 | Godfrey, Rick Ingraham | 1 | 0.30 | 0.50 |
| KT #103 | 11 Mar 2018 | Ian Edwards, Erik Griffin | 2 | 0.30 | 0.00 |
| KT #102 | 26 Jan 2018 | Vanessa Ramos, Kirk Fox | 4 | 0.55 | 0.50 |
| KT #101 | 28 Dec 2018 | Andrew Santino, Michael Kosta | 1 | 0.19 | 0.33 |
Jokes from Sarah Weinshank's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #5811 Nov 2022
If Amy Schumer had a fragrance,
would smell like hot dogs and other people's jokes.
Johnny Depp has a fragrance called Savage pronounced Savage.
If Krista Leah had a fragrance, it would be called Underage.
KT #1156 May 2020
And I said, if it's the apocalypse, the last thing I'm fucking doing
is carrying a baby through the apocalypse.
And if it's the apocalypse, I'm especially not carrying the spawn of some dude
who just called me sturdy through the apocalypse.
If it's the apocalypse, I'm doing drugs.
KT #1116 May 2020
Dr. Dre doesn't have a PhD. Why are people trusting him with their ears?
worse than people wearing beats on their ears
or people who wear beats on their neck.
That shit's offensive.
KT #1096 May 2020
that it's in? Makes no sense. If there's a fuckin' fire, time is of the essence,
and I'm grabbing my makeup first.
'Cause I'm not down to be homeless and ugly.
- I'm getting my makeup.
I can't even tie my fucking shoelaces.
How the fuck would I use a fire extinguisher?
KT #10526 Feb 2018
She was like, "What the fuck are you talking about?" Nobody uses a thesaurus anymore. Like if you Google the word thesaurus,
it just says, "Did you mean 1982?"
And also like okay In terms of the thesaurus like if you don't know what the fuck of the source is then you sure as hell
Don't know what a synonym and an adjective are
Because you're depending on a thesaurus I
KT #10311 Mar 2018
Oh, I don't need to get the door for you because you have a backpack. You're a real independent woman, I see. But the only reason I carry a backpack is because I have a healthy amount of teenage
angst.
teacher just was like, "Uh, just checking one bag."
KT #10226 Jan 2018
How come flyswatters are socially acceptable? They're killing machines. Someone walked into my house and I had a gun on the table or on the kitchen counter.
There'd be questions.
someone just standing in their kitchen swatting a fly. Is there anything is
KT #10128 Dec 2018
Like, I'm going to spend extra time cutting pieces of individual paper for the insides of my drawers, measuring and cutting.
Who's looking in my drawers?
if you're trying to protect yourself if there's arson in there there's arson in there there's still gonna be arson in there and a piece of
paper is not gonna prevent it
nope