Seabass Mattar on Kill Tony
1 set·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.00 tag density
About Seabass Mattar's sets
Seabass Mattar has done one set on Kill Tony, on episode #766 (5 May 2026).
Seabass Mattar came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
The guest panel that night was Sam Tallent.
Seabass Mattar averages 0.36 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 55% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Seabass Mattar follows each punchline with 1.00 tags.
Of the 4 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 2 are reframe jokes, ahead of analogy (1).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #766Small Joke Book | 5 May 2026 | Sam Tallent | 2 | 0.36 | 1.00 |
Jokes from Seabass Mattar's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7665 May 2026
I saw a guy with a forehead, a hair say he had a bad hair day. I was like, "Bitch, I look like I drive a Honda CRV
"as a stepdad."
And I love it, and I love everything it stands for, but the only thing I regret is where I put it, 'cause it's on my right hand.
I gotta go jerk off.
I'm like, "Papi, oh yeah."
You already had your time, you know what I mean?