Swiggy on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.28 punch density·1.63 tag density
About Swiggy's sets
Swiggy has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #529 (2 Nov 2021) and the latest on episode #688 (22 Oct 2024).
Swiggy came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Swiggy has performed for guest panels including Russell Peters, Sam Tripoli and William Montgomery.
Swiggy averages 0.28 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 70% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Swiggy follows each punchline with 1.63 tags.
Of the 6 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of analogy (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Swiggy's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #68822 Oct 2024
That way, like, you know, like they don't want to bum any off you. So I fuck fat bitches.
I have my friends that want to fuck them, you know?
Another chick's like, "Oh my God, probably does jerk off to you." The whole time they're having this conversation,
I'm thinking, "No, I've jerked off to both of these bitches."
I'm like, "Hanging out with them."
I'm probably the real creeper, dude.
KT #5292 Nov 2021
like a human trafficker. I'm like, yo, I gotta save you, you know, "Shit, get your shit together. Let's get you the fuck out of here real quick."
You finished jerking me off first?
I'm just kidding, I didn't save her. I just came under tits.
You know? "You're kind of funny. I got a big dick." You know? "Why you coming here?"
I'm like, "Yo, lady, not a very good salesperson, are you?"
If anything, you should be like,
"Whoo! That's the best pussy I had. That's where you come to get it."