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2021-11-02

Arash Tajiya

Bucket Pull

Watch Arash Tajiya's Kill Tony episode 529 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.37 punch density, 0.40 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.40 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.37 punch density·0.40 tag density

Hey, how's it going?

Yeah, my name is Arash.

[Bit 1]

I moved to the United States when I was 2001, which is--

yeah.

That's-- didn't finish the joke.

All right, that's just--

yeah, great time to come to the United States.

Great time.

I moved to Utah in 2001.

Good decision.

Yeah, we came here in April, and I was like,

this is the greatest country I've ever seen.

Then a few months later, it's like, all right,

I'm going to have a bad childhood, actually.

This is gonna be rough.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, and then Bush got reelected.

I'm like, "More bullying, okay, this is gonna be bad."

Like, nobody was more happy about Colin Powell dying than me.

I shut a tear.

I was like, "How many fucking wedgies

I got fucking Fallujah back there?"

It's terrible.

So anyway, rest in peace.

Yeah.

Well, glad it ended here at a, oh my,

I'll just end it there, thanks.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupI moved to the United States when I was 2001, which is--

punchlineThat's-- didn't finish the joke.

punchlineAll right, that's just--

punchlineyeah, great time to come to the United States.

tagGreat time.